Below is the Fox Business holiday card, clearly designed by the same “artist” who did the Fox News card, with the same creepily aggressive tone, and similarly depicting the audience as sheep.
Among the holiday cards we received this year was the following classy item from the Obama family,
Lovely, though the embossed gold presidential seal seems a little over the top — was anybody really going to be unclear about the card’s origin? “Hey honey, is this from the Barack Obama at the dry cleaners, or the one who married your cousin Lois?”
We also got the following, oddly aggressive card from Fox News,
I’m surprised that the graphics department at Fox couldn’t do any better, and I’ve never before seen holiday cards used to mock one’s professional rivals. Most disturbing — they depict their own audience as sheep.
To their credit, Fox included a really nice game set (playing cards, dice, checkers, etc.) as their holiday gift.
I brought the snow skates up to Vermont last week, and nobody recognized them at all. Typically some old-timers will remember them from the 1990s, but I guess Sled Dogs never penetrated the Vermont market even when they were still being sold. Virtually everybody assumed I was descending the mountain in ski boots, and they remained impressed even after I explained that the reality was somewhat less insane than that.
We got about 18 inches of snow one night, giving me the opportunity to re-learn just how worthless these things are in deep powder.
In related news, the company that currently owns the rights to the sled dog name and design has given up on their plan to re-enter the U.S. market this season.
“Sled Dogs snowskates will sadly not be available this season. We thought it would, but due to quality issues with our production, we have to postpone the re-launch to next season. We are not happy about this and understand that our customers are the same. However we can not sell products that do not have the quality that is up to our standards. We will re-launch the webpage when we have products of right quality in stock in our warehouse. We do not know now when this will be but most likely it will be for next season.”
I just got the following in e-mail.
——– Original Message ——–
Subject: Sled Dogs are back again!
Date: Mon, 24 Oct 2011 22:29:43 +0200
I’m Gabor Stiglincz from extremsportok.hu. We’re doing improvements for the norwegian company about the SledDogs. I’m happy to let you know, that SledDogs snowskates will be available soon worldwide. This year in Europe mostly, but now we’re testing the new prototypes, and in 2012/2013 the production will grow! Check out the latest news at www.sleddogskates.com and at the Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Sled-Dogs-Snowskates-Official/113229112116621
Stay tuned, and spread the news!
Sorry about my poor english… 🙂
All the best,
Gabor / www.extremesportok.hu
Following up on my summary of the New York Times‘s 1943 survey of American college freshman, and their ignorance of American history and geography— I didn’t do so well on that test, scoring under 50%. I’m embarrassed to admit that my mother, whom I quizzed over the phone, did better than I did.
It’s scant comfort that the students of the day also got most of the questions wrong, and their guesses were typically far from the mark. As Benjamin Fine put it, “More impressive than the lack of knowledge is the amount of mis information that the survey disclosed. A large majority of the college freshmen showed that they had virtually no knowledge of elementary aspects of American history.” Much of his article about the survey is devoted to the wrong answers produced by the students. For example, when asked who had been president during the U.S. Civil War, wrong answers including George Washington, Woodrow Wilson, Ulysses S. Grant, Theodore Roosevelt, William Taft, Herbert Hoover, Andrew Jackson, and Warren G. Harding.
The public response fell into two broad categories:
1. Some proclaimed the survey results to be shocking, and commended the Times for bringing them to public attention. Numerous politicians and professors of history took this view, but the jewel in the crown was that the Times won a Pulitzer Prize for Public Service, only their second, for this work. The Times‘s nomination letter for the prize argued that the piece had already inspired changes in American education, that a number of colleges introduced American history after the article ran, and that the states of Illinois and Pennsylvania passed their first requirements for U.S. history to be taught. Other responses included formal endorsement of the teaching of history by the War Department (they wanted this to take place in “Victory” courses for high school students). Congress debated federal aid for history instruction, and the entire Times survey was read into the Congressional Record. Senator Homer Bone (D-WA) called the Times survey: “an indictment of our system of teaching.” Fiorello LaGuardia, mayor of New York City, took the results as a call for the teaching of U.S. history. Eleanor Roosevelt commented on the survey as well, though mostly to suggest that people should have better access to libraries.
2. Others argued that the survey was absurd and revealed nothing but the risks of lousy methodology.
Reading the responses that the Times got on its survey, one must suspect that students weren’t taking it entirely seriously. Remember the question about “who was president during the civil war”? Over 150 student, mostly at southern colleges and universities, answered “Jefferson Davis.” Harvard did not participate in the survey, but the Crimson came to the defense of the students who had done so, printing an editorial arguing that students had thought the survey was a “farce,” and that the results had no meaning at all.
The Times waved away this concern, saying “Although it is likely that some of the students were not serious in answering the questions, it is evident, even after discounting that possibility, that the students simply do not know American history.”
But common sense says that the Crimson had a pretty good case — students were given half an hour to answer dozens of questions, some of them perposterously hard, and the results were anonymous and would not count towards their grades. Why would any of them go to the effort of trying to answer well?
Many students included Franklin Roosevelt [president at the time the survey was given] on their lists of assassinated presidents. Some called Walt Whitman a popular band leader. [they may have been riffing on the name of popular band leader of the 1920s and ’30s, Paul Whiteman]
As mentioned in my first discussion of the Times survey, one student wrote that Teddy’s Roosevelt’s greatest contribution to the United States was that “he collected a large quantitiy of animal heads.”
How could anybody think these students were serious? And yet, the Times claimed that these answers reflected honest ignorance, and that they had removed all joking responses from consideration.
Something not discussed at the time, even by those who thought the test was absurd, was the fact, fully revealed only years later, that the test was designed to produce failure.
At the time the survey was administered, there was a national debate on whether students should be studying history or social studies and civics. The Times had sided with the history camp, perhaps because Iphigene Ochs Sulzberger, wife of New York Times publisher Arthur Hays Sulzberger, had studied history herself and feared that standards had fallen since her days as a student. The start of World War II gave the issue some urgency, and the paper had raised the issue even before 1943. For example, in May 1942, Allan Nevins wrote in the New York Times Magazine that “No nation can be patriotic in the best sense, so people can feel a proud comradeship without a knowledge of the past.”
The process by which the survey was designed is dissected in a recent article from the Teachers College Record [““Don’t Know Much About History”: The New York Times 1943 Survey of U.S. History and the Controversy It Generated,” Anne-Lise Halvorsen, 2012], which relates how opponents of the social studies curriculum designed the survey specifically to generate New York Times headlines in favor of the teaching of history.
Mrs. Sulzberger imagined that publicizing the results of a survey showing ignorance of history in college students would help push back the tide of social studies in high schools. The historians hired to write and grade the survey understood precisely how the results would be used, and they constructed the survey to minimize the number of correct answers received. For example, the survey asked students to name all the states on the eastern seaboard of the United States. This requires a fourteen part answer, and students would get no points if they made even a single error. Many of the questions had ambiguous answers, yet the Times accepted only a short list of responses as correct. See for instance the question about America’s policy towards China — many of the responses mocked by the Times seem just as valid as the desired answer of “The Open Door Policy.”
For some of the questions, especially some of the geography questions, the Times answers are arguably wrong. To quote the Crimson article above, for example, “the Times was greatly distressed because only 15 per cent placed Portland. Ore, on the Columbia River as the Times expected them to. The current Rand-McNally Atlas places it squarely on the contributory Willamette, with the city limits stopping noticeably short of the Columbia. “Close, but no cigar.”
Possibly hurting scores, elite schools of higher education (Harvard, Yale, Princeton, et al) were not included.
And some of the questions asked were almost comically hard, and asked students to display knowledge of no likely interest to anybody. The minimum cost of an acre of federal land before the passing of the Homestead Act — Who could possibly care? Questions of this sort probably worked against the broader mission the Times was pursuing in advancing history over social studies. It is impossible to imagine requiring students to learn such minutia would advance the republic.
Erling Hunt, head of the Teaching of Social Science at Teachers College, Columbia University, and thus very much in the crosshairs in this survey, thought the survey had been arranged by isolationists who wanted the U.S. to withdraw from WWII, and that Mrs. Sulzberger “seems to have a kind of D.A.R. interest in patriotic history, together with an extreme aversion to progressive education, resulting from a very unhappy experience of one of her children in a progressive school.”
This wasn’t the first study to lead to the conclusion that Americans don’t know their own history, nor the last. The first study of the subject seems to have been by J. Carleton Bell and David McCollum’s and was published in the Journal of Educational Psychology in 1917. (“It was particularly troubling that many of these [students] could not state the significance of the year 1846, the beginning of the Mexican-American War”). There has been a more or less continuous series of similar studies since. It’s amusing to think what would have qualified as ignorance about history in 1917, given that from our point of view even their present was fairly ancient history.